Messages For You

May 7 baboy sa 1 box. May 23 pairs na pato at 1 pusa. Ang pato ay nakakain ng 56 na uod. Tapos may 5 na langgam.
Relax! Don't worry. Walang tanong. Hi lang!
(Ate Weng)

You can't tap your back for a job well done. You can't hug yourself for comfort. And you can't cry on your shoulder when tears fall. And this is why you have me in your life. Let me do whatever you can't.
(Kidjie)

There is always one thing to be thankful for every morning. That is being able to open our eyes and see the beauty of being alive under God's grace.
(Kidjie)

When you feel alone, I'll be there to say… "Inuman kita empi!"
(Kidjie)

Mga sex agencies:
SSS – Safe Sex Services
GSIS – Group Sex Isn't Safe
BIR – Blowjob Is Recommended
BID – Better In Dogstyle
NBI – NaBaliw sa Iyot!
San ka member?
(Kidjie)

When we make choices, follow God not our own way for if our own way fails, we regret. But with God, we can smile and say, "He knows best!"
(Minnie)

Believe while others doubt. Work while others wish. Save while others waste. Persevere while others quite. Pray and stay while others walk away.
(Kidjie)

The larger our faith, the smaller our fears. The greater our trust, the lesser our doubts. The stronger our beliefs, the weaker our worries.
(Hanzel)

A man passed away and goes straight to heaven. He noticed many clocks hanging around. He asked St. Peter what are those clocks. The saint replied, "Those are clocks of lies. When a person lies, the hands of his clock moves. Look at this one, this is Mother Teresa's. It never moved, meaning she didn't tell any lie. This one is Lincoln's. It only moved twice." The man said, "Remarkable. But where is Gloria Arroyo's clock?" St. Peter said, "It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"
(Kidjie)

Minsan, mapaglaro ang tadhana. Mahal ka – ayaw mo. Mahal mo – ayaw naman sa'yo. Pero ang masakit ay yung mahal ka, mahal mo pero naunahan ka nap ala ng kabarkada mo.
(Kidjie)

I can't promise that I will not leave you. Sometimes we need to say "bye" cause we can't hold on to something until the end. But always remember, tropa pa rin tayo kahit billboard mode na ako!
(Kidjie)

When time comes I'll have to meet God and He will ask me what I want for the next life, I'll look for you first and say, "Please, ipakilala mo ako ulit sa kanya, ha?"
(Ate Weng)

Dear God, You have given me valuable hours each day. May I use a few seconds to say thank you for giving me the gift of knowing someone as nice as the person reading this.
(Charlotte)

Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree? Is it the wind that blew it away? Or the tree that let it go? Or is it the leaf itself which never held on tight?
(Donna E.)

Maray na hapon! Magayonon na babae… dai na magkontra. Magngirit n asana. Magayon ka man talaga! Siyemps, mag-amiga daw kita. What do you expect, di ba?
(Ate May)

One day, I've noticed a girl whose eyes are losing its usual shine. Then I asked her why. Then she answered, "My eyes are tired from shining for someone whose glance was never mine."
(Kidjie)

Oi, nood ka ng TV. Channel 9. bilis! Si Gina Alajar pala pumatay kay Nida Blanca. Inimbistigahan siya ng NBI! Pero hindi daw siya si Gina. Sabi niya, "Karen po."
(Donna E.)

Bakit hindi tinatagalog ang No ID, No Entry sa gate lalo na sa paaralan?
Kasi pag tinagalog yun, ang kalalabasan, Walang ID, Walang Pasok. Oh di ba? Ang saya-saya!
(Kidjie)

Whatever happens to your day, just relax and manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed. Make everyday your best day!
(Kidjie)

Bading, may binibili sa drug store.
Bading: Miss, may condom kayo na XXL?
Sales Lady: Meron po sir, bakit bibili po kayo?
Bading: Hindi. Aabangan ko ang bibili niyan.
(Monsi)

Sabi nila, mali daw magmahal ng sobra. Mali din daw ang kulang. Kailangan daw yung tama lang. pano nga ba magmahal ng tama? Kung ang alam mong tama ay higit pa sa sobra?
(Kidjie)

God will be above you to bless you, below you to support you, before you to guide you, behind you to protect you, beside you to comfort you, and within you to sustain you.
(Minnie)

Kapag bf guwapo, gf ganda = made in heaven
Bf guwapo, gf pangit = true love
Bf pangit, gf ganda = galing diskarte
Bf pangit, gf pangit = no choice. Kapwa ko, mahal ko.
(Lipay)

Balang araw, mawawala ako. Di na kita matetext. Di na kita matatawagan. Pag nangyari yun, wag malulungkot. 100 days lang yun. Nasa loob ako ng bahay ni kuya. Celebrity edition na eh!
(Ate Weng)

Naramdaman mo na ba yung hirap at sakit? Yung panahon na di mo n alam gagawin? Di mo alam kung san ka pupunta? Na nagsisisi ka na dapat…
Sa bahay pa lang, tumae ka na! Hehehe!
(Babes)

Life is without a need, never without a problem, never without a difficulty, never without hurtful moments, and never without God to help us.
(Minnie)

There's advantage in our weakness. There is blessing in our pain. It is when we're feeling helpless that God's grace and strength sustain.
(Lipay)

The only thing you'll regret in this life are the risks you didn't take – if you find that one thing that will make you happy, grab it with both hands and to hell with the consequences.
(Lipay)

Alone walking, I slipped and fell, not noticing a hump on the way. I couldn't get up. Naiyak na'ko. kung kasama sana kita, may magsasabi, "May humps, may humps, may humps, may humps. Check it out!"
(She-Ann)

SUN – hindi kuntento sa isa
MOON – malambing
SKY – gusto kasama palagi ang minamahal
SAND – manloloko
STAR – magaling mambola
ROAD – seloso o selosa
WATER – iyakin
FIRE – mapusok
ICE – manhid
(Ate Weng)

Hirap maging 'ghost' sa taong mahal mo. You're always there pero di niya feel presence mo. Nagpaparamdam ka na pero balewala pa rin siguro! Ganun talaga lalo na kung walang third eye ang puso niya!
(Babes)

BF: Mag69 ta love?
GF: Unsaon man?
BF: Ingon ani ba! (puwesto na sila, pero nakautot ang BF ug 4x)
GF: Di na ko oy! Di na nako maantus ang nabilin pa nga 65!
(Frank)

There's a drug called ROHYPNOL which is being used to sedate women victimized from rape. It is mixed in drinks, changes its color to blue. Rapists offer blue drinks to their victims to mask the color. Worse, it causes amnesia by which girl can't remember anything that happened once she awakens. Also, it causes sterility that keep the rapists safe from impregnating the victim. Ladies, please be careful. This is a reality nowadays.
(Babes)

Kapag sila ang nasaktan, ayos lang! Kapag ako ang lumuluha, ayos lang! Pero pag ikaw ang pinaiyak! Wala lang! Sisigaw lang ako, "Diputa! Padaba ko yan! Ano gusto nindo? Ayutan?!"
(Babes)

Kung mahal ka niya, mahalin mo din siya! suklian mo ang pagmamahal na ibinibigay niya sa'yo. Dahil ang tamang magsukli, maraming suki!
(Babes)

Ang 258 nakakaadik, nakakabaliw. Parang ayaw mo na kumilos. Ayaw mo na tumayo pero pag pinagalitan ka ng nanay mo dahil sa kakatext, isa lang isagot mo, "Nay, can you be my textmate?"
(Babes)

Ang boys, madaming talent! Mambola, manligaw, magpatawa at mang-iwan. Pero ang girls? Isa lang ang talent! Pero malupet! Ang mambasted! Simple lang noh?
(Babes)

PULIS: Inday, bakit mo tinapon ang batang alaga mo?
INDAY: Utos ng amo ko sir!
PULIS: Inutos sa'yo?
INDAY: Opo! Sabi niya, kung walang Pampers, i-Huggies mo na lang!
(Ate Nik)

Jesus highly recommends BEER everyday.
Bible reading
Effective prayer
Evangelization
Repentance
Go! And spread the BEER! Bottoms up!
(Babes)

Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you'll get over that person easily. But it really isn't easy especially when that person you love was the only love you ever wanted.
(Babes)

Don't expect life to be fair. Mahirap. Masakit. Pero kahit ganun, don't forget to smile. Sa mundo, puwedeng isang tao ka lang. Pero sa isang tao, puwedeng ikaw ang mundo.
(Babes)

Friendship doesn't require similarities but rather differences to help each other grow. It's not how you influence one another. But how you bring out the best that matters.
(Kidjie)

Sa mga tulog pa: Gising na! Sa mga gising na: Maghilamos na ng mukha! Sa mga naistorbo: Mang istorbo din kayo! Kasi inistorbo rin lang nila ako!
(Ate Weng)

The best rehab center is Vagina: Lahat ng pumapasok, hard headed, brusko, bullies, at tigasin. Paglabas, nanlalanta, lambot, humble with no signs of vengeance! Proven!
(Monsi)

I've realized that life is indeed full of contradictions. Sometimes it's crazy to be sane, you need to fall to fly. People suffer because you care. You have to unlearn to know the lesson. You have to give up because you're strong. You have to be wrong to make things right. Nonetheless, life's complexities are also life's source of beauty. We should cry to laugh again, fall apart to be whole again, and get hurt to love again.
(Lipay)

You can never find a perfect person in me cause what makes me human is my imperfection. But this is for sure, I will always be here for you. Though I'm not perfect, at least I'm real.
(Joy S.)

Time is like a river. You can't step on the same water twice because the flow that has passed will never pass you again. cherish every moment of your life!
(Kidjie)

God is wise cause everything we sleep, He gives us beautiful dreams but He is even wiser cause He lets us wake up every morning to give us the chance to fulfill those dreams.
(Kidjie)

Learn to make the most of life. Lose no happy day. Time can never bring back what was swept away. Leave no tender words unsaid. Stay happy while life lasts.
(Kidjie)

My heart's like an open book. It depends on how you read me. Don't judge me by my cover. Look in and discover I will be one of your true friends forever.
(Kidjie)

I thank you because you listen when I speak, and you see me for who I am. I will thank you every day of my life because your friendship is one of my life's greatest gift!
(Ems)

There were three kids on stage reciting their country's alphabet.
Kano: Ei Bee Si Dih Ee
Pinoy: Ah Bah Ka Da Eh
Bumbay: Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri
(Tito Bong)

Erap in school.
Teacher: Who knows what minimize is?
Erap: I do ma'am.
Teacher: Okay, use it in a sentence.
Erap: Minimize is the girlfriend of mickeymize.
(Lipay)

Sa laki ng mundo, happy ako kasi mahanap mo ako at naging close tayo. Puro ka kasi kalokohan, masarap kakulitan. Isa kang pambihirang nilalang… astig ka! Salamat sa pagkakaibigan!
(Kidjie)

Pag nag-abot an aldaw na mayo ka nang kasurog, mayo nang nagkakaulay saimo, taska mayo nang nagrarani. Magtindog ka, tsaka ikurahaw mo: "Hoy! Promise sa aga, makarigos na ako!"
(Ems)

We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance. – Harrison Ford
(Lipay)

Nakakalungkot. Hiwa-hiwalay na tayo. Iba nang nakakasama natin. Sana sa landas na tatahakin ko, isa lang hinihiling ko, na sana sa dulo ng pupuntahan ko, don, magkikita-kita pa rin tayo.
(Donna E.)

Isang araw, lumapit siya sa'yo. Nagmamakaawa at umiiyak. Iniwan ka niyan noon at sumama sa iba. Ano gagawin mo? Magagalit? Manunumbat? O sasabihin mo na lang, "Payakap nga, tagal mong nawala."
(Babes)

I may not seem to be a lot of what I am, but I just wanna let you know that I'll be here for you 100% no matter what! Why? I don't know. Let's just say Eka loves you that way.
(Babes)

Sa court:
Judge: Mr. Erap, ano ba ang nangyari?
Erap: (Di nagsasalita)
Judge: Mr. Erap! Bakit di mo sagutin ang tanong?
Erap: (naasar) Pucha, kala ko ba hearing lang? Bakit may speaking pa!
(Babes)

Mahirap magmahal nang palihim. Masasaktan ka lang ng palihim. Pero di ba mas masakit kung pag-aaralan mo siyang limutin gayong ikaw pala ang iniibig niya ng palihim.
(Babes)

Thank you! Asking why? Cause you've been so nice! So great! So cool to me! Hope you'll stay and never change cause I just like simply the way you are.
(Ate Weng)

A smile is the best lighting system of the face. The best cooling system of the head. And the best warming system of the heart! Keep smiling!
(Ate Weng)

If in time you were down and when you look behind and never see me there, don't think I abandoned you. I was just in front of you blocking the way from the people who will try to hurt you.
(Babes)

I hope you'll stay for the rest of my life. Stay as long as you like. No whys. No hows. No buts. No promises. Just "Stay". By Cueshe.
(Babes)

Success in life can never be an accident. It is the result of right decisions at the right time. Champions are not the people who never fail, but the people who never quit!
(Kidjie)

Wag mong pakawalan ang isang taong nagmamahal sa'yo ng totoo dahil pag nawala siya at hinanap mo, baka magsisi ka dahil ang taong nagmahal sa'yo ay minsan lang magmahal sa isang tulad mo.
(Babes)

Mahirap magmahal ng patago. Mahirap sumulyap ng panakaw. Mahirap din umasa ng di niya nalalaman. Pero pag inamin mo, anong kapalit? Pag-ibig niya o pag-iwas niya?
(Babes)

Habang naghihintay ka sa taong para sa'yo, maglibang at maglaro ka muna sa iba pero ingat ka ha! Kasi baka ang taong mapaglaruan mo pagkatapos ng lahat, siya pala ang taong para sa'yo.
(Babes)

Happiness can't be found at the end of the road. It is experienced along the way. Don't take for granted each moment of your life and find reasons to be happy always!
(Minnie)

I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder I wouldn't give up cause if its hard to keep you, it will be a lot harder to find you… again.
(Ate Weng)

I ain't someone whom you can rely on all the time. I can't always turn your tears into smiles. But even if I can't be a great person at all, still, I'm trying to be the simplest friend you can ever trust.
(Ivan)

When you make choices, follow God not your own way. For if your own way fails, you regret but with God, you can smile and say, He knows best.
(Ems)

Seksing girl naglalakad sa Ayala. Nakalabas isang suso. Napansin ng isang lalake. "Miss, yung dede mo nakalabas."
Sexy: Ay putangina! Yung baby ko, naiwan sa taxi!
(Jhoanne)

Whenever you fall, trust in me. I will always be there to catch you. Blag! Utroha! Ta dai ko nabantayan!
(Ate May)

Sometimes love makes a big scar in your heart. But don't let it stain your life. It only means the bigger the scar you had. The better you've loved.
(Kidjie)

Love is asymptotic and acute phase. It needs total intervention but never reverse isolation. The intake and output must be balanced. Its manifestations are clear yet etiology is still unknown.
(Kidjie)

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. if you don't ask, the answer is always no. if you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.
(Kidjie)

Ba't ang paying naaalala pag umuulan?! Ang tubig kapag nauuhaw. Ang bentilador kapag naiinitan. Eh ako kaya? Kelan mo naalala? Pag wala kang magawa? O pag nakaunlimited ka lang?
(Kidjie)

Nanay: Damihan mo pagsaing. Sama mo na rin yung aso't pusa.
Anak: Opo nay.
Nanay: Tangina bakit may pusa sa sinaing?
Anak: Isama ko nga sana pati aso, di lang magkasya.
(Kidjie)

Anak: 'Tay, pan-o magkiss sa maganda o pangit na GF?
Tatay: Kun maganda, kisan mo an pandok tapos gumuson an dodo. Kun pangit, kisan mo an dodo nan gumuson an pandok!
(Ate Gigay)

Bugtungan: Patpat mong matigas labas masok sa butas. Pag iyong idiin, giniling giling sarap ang mararating? Ano ito? COTTON BUDS! Wag dumi isip, bad yun!
(Ate Gigay)

Ano English ng "baka masuwerte ako"? Beef Lucky Me
Ano English ng "masuwerte ako inay"? Lucky Me Mami
Ano English ng "masuwerte akong lalaki"? Lucky Me with Egg
(Jhoanne)

Patience, persistence, and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. – Napoleon Hill
(Charlotte)

Pano mo sasabihin may muta ang katabi mo? Yung tipong di siya ma-offend! Ganito: "Excuse me, may muta ba ako?" Kung sasabihin niyang wala, sabihin mo agad sa kanya, "Buti ka pa meron!"
(Babes)

Mahirap magalit ng walang dahilan. Mahirap umintindi ng di mo maintindihan. Mahirap masaktan ng wala kang karapatan pero di ba mas mahirap kung mas cute ang sender kesa sa receiver?
(Ate Weng)

I love you. Joke lang! But jokes are half meant. True. Sige na nga. More than half. Hay… Oo na. Buo na! No joke. Mahal ko po kayo.
(Babes)

Men always wanna be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. Women have more subtle instinct about things. What they like is to be a man's last romance.
(Babes)

First time sa pier:
APO: Lolo, ang laki pala talaga ng barko noh…
LOLO: Apo, wag ka naman masyadong pahalata na tagabukid tayo. Hintayin mo na lang mamaya. Lilipad na yan!
(Babes)

I may not come up with right words to cheer you up. If you're down or make you smile with a joke, but at least I'm trying to make your phone beep to let you know you've always got a friend in me.
(Kidjie)

May isang cute guy na nagkuwento ng bitin.
(Kidjie)

A sad story: A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother. So he put poison on the nipple of his mom while at sleep. The next day, their driver died, sad noh?
(Ate Weng)

Tao: Ale, napansin ko na dalawa ang lata niyo. Bakit? Para san yung isa?
Pulubi: Alam mo amang, talagang hindi mapigilan ang pag-asenso. Kaya naglagay ako ng branch.
(Kidjie)

There are 8 ways to describe you. Maapeal! Friendly! Cute! Astig! Sobrang sweet! Saya katext! Crush ng bayan! Thoughtful! In short, joke lang.
(Unknown)

God said: Don't get tired of doing what is good. Don't get discouraged and give up. For you will reap a harvest of blessings at the appropriate time.
(Ate Nik)

Love isn't forever. Forever is a lie. And if love comes your way, you'll never know when it'll end or die. But love has a rhyme and always has its time cause love is just between "hello and goodbye".
(Kidjie)

Oi! Gusto mo kumita ng as much as 23,800 per month ng nasa bahay ka lang?
Ako rin eh! Parehas tayo! Pano kaya yun noh?
(Kidjie)

Let's thank God for giving us another day to enjoy life and another chance to greet each other.
(Monsi)

Ang life natin, ganyan talaga. Umiiyak tayo, ganyan talaga. Nagmamahal tayo, ganyan talaga. Nasasaktan tayo, ganyan talaga. Cute ako, siyempre, ganyan talaga. Hayaan mo na. Ganyan talaga.
(Babes)

Happiness is like a butterfly. You run after it, it keeps flying away. But if you stand still, it comes and sits on your shoulder. Wish you lots of butterflies.
(Hanzel)

God is so good that he gave us another day to feel His love. May we walk always under God's care.
(Ate May)

There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion. But the man said, "It's the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up loving, don't give up your goodness. Even if people around you hurt you sometimes.
(Paula)

Boys, pag trip ka, papakilala, kaibiganin ka, hanggang pumorma na, tapos pag nahulog ka na, ayun goodbye. Sawa na sila! Awlang iiyak. Smile lang tayo. Tangina, anong silbi ng karma?
(Babes)

When you love someone, give all the love you can offer. Remember, it's better to be the one fooled than to be the one fooling someone. At least in the end, you know that you're true when you said I love you.
(Babes)

Balikbayan: Miss, please give me one few two?
Tindera: What few two? You mean puto?
Balikbayan: Yes, few two.
Tindera: Ok, ok, what color do you want – few la or few ti?
(Charlotte)

Sabi nila, ang barkada masamang impluwensiya. Matututo ka daw ng bisyo, magagala, maging pasaway. Naman? Kung alam lang nila kung gaano tayo kasaya. Baka sumali pa sila, di ba?
(Leonel)

One day, friendship and love met. Love asked, "Why do you exist if I already exist?" Friendship smiled and said, "To put a smile where you leave tears." Love asked, "Well, if that's what you do, how come there are still many people crying?" Friendship said, "It's my fault. Instead of doing my job, I sometimes end up doing yours."
(Ate Weng)

I may not be present on you everyday but one thing. Promise you… I'll be there on your wedding day. I'm going to sit beside you while saying the words, "Dali-dali na ta makaraon na kita!"
(Babes)

Wag mo subukang magmahal ng textmate. Yung tipong more than friends. Why? Kasi baka sa time na mahalin mo siya ng totoo, biglang sabihin niya, cool off muna. Expired na unlimited ko eh.
(Babes)

Minsan, akala mo, naloloko ka lang ng mahal mo. Iniisip mo na ginagamit ka lang niya pero kadalasan ang di mo alam, mas mahal ka pa niya. higit pa sa pagmamahal mo sa kanya.
(Babes)

If the time comes you love, you hurt, and you cry. Call me, I wanna be there for you. But if again you cry I'll just tap you on your shoulder and say, "Ang cute mo pala umiyak. Lika nga dito. Hug kita!"
(Babes)

Sa puso natin may mga taong sadyang dun nakatira. Siguro yun na address nila! Kaya pag may nagtanong sa'yo, san ka nakatira, sabihin mong, "Sa puso ni Eka, room 143." Asteeg di ba?
(Babes)

Iiwas ka ba kung sabihin kong mahal kita? Sakim ba ako kung sabihin kong sana akin ka? Mgagalit ka ba kung agawin kita sa iba pero masisisi mo ba ako kung ikaw ang minahal ko at hindi sila?
(Babes)

Kailangan pa ba kitang itext para maalala mo ako? Kailangan ba lagi ako una magparamdam? Ba't ka ganyan? Wala kang load? Busy ka? Magpapansin pa ba ako sa'yo para malaman mong uy, nagtampo na ako?
(Babes)

Pano kung dumating dumating ang isang araw na ang taong mahal mo'y mahalin ng iba? Iba, na handang ibigay lahat-lahat sa kanya na di mo kayang ibigay! Ipapaubaya mo ba siya? gayong alam mo ikaw lang mahal niya?
(Babes)

Pag may tampuhan, lagi mong maririnig, "Sorry na." "Sensiya na, di na mauulit." "Galit ka pa ba?" Pero di ba mas masarap marinig yung "Kahit galit ka… mahal pa rin kita."
(Babes)

Napakaboring ng buhay na minsan nakakabadtrip na… Nakakapeste… Nakakaleche… Pero pag tumingin na'ko sa salamin, wala na. Hayop naman o. puro problema na nga, ang cute ko pa rin!
(Babes)

I admit that some people don't like me for who I am. For my attitude. My expressions. My style. My toes. My knees. My shoulder. My head! Hehe! Singer ka pala?
(Babes)

If I'm about to be killed, I'll just say, go on! Shoot me 'til I drop dead! But not within my heart. Kasi basta wag! Baka tamaan si Peachy.
(Babes)

Nang minahal niya ako, akala ko forever na. Pinilit kong ibalik ang noon, pero di ko kaya. Sino ang manhid? Siya? dahil di niya naramdamang mahal ko siya? O ako? Dahil di ko matanggap na ayaw na niya?
(Babes)

Kung lahat magbabago at lahat lilipas, di ko sisirain ang pinagsamahan natin. Pero kung makalimutan mo ako… Wala akong magagawa. Basta ako? Itatago kita sa puso ko hanggang sa huling tibok nito.
(Babes)

Bakit ba mahirap hindian ang kaibigan? Takot kang siya'y masaktan? Ayaw mong masira ang samahan pero sa huli iisip ka, kaibigan lang ba talaga? O ayaw mo lang amining mahal mo na?
(Babes)

Alam mo ba na ang tears ay mas special kaysa sa smile? Bakit? Kasi ang smile puwedeng ibigay kahit kanino. Pero ang luha ay para sa taong di mo kayang mawala sa'yo.
(Babes)

Minsan, nakakapagod ang buhay para kung hinahabol ng oras, di nawawalan ng dapat gawin kung di ka malakas. Di mo kakayanin pero sa panahong hirap ka na, dito lang ako. Sandal ka muna. Ako na bahala.
(Babes)

You shouldn't ask yourself about things you already know but refuse to believe. I'm not hiding anything so if you ask me if I care fo ryou. Your kinda asking for the obvious. You know for a fact na sobra.
(Babes)

A sad story: There was a guy who was tired of reading his gf's messages. They are always I love you, I miss you, or have you eat your meals? One night while lying in bed, he received a text message from her. He didn't read it. instead, he went to sleep. In the morning, he was woke by a call from his gf's mom. She was crying while telling him that his gf was raped and killed that night she texted him. He remembered the message and he read it. "Honey please come here and help me. Someone is following me."
(Babes)

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart or tears fall from your eyes. Just remember three things. 1. Cute ka. 2. Ako din. 3. Sila hindi.
(Babes)

Aaminin ko, sa lahat ng mga friends ko, ikaw ang mahal ko. Masaya kang kausap. Ibang-iba ka sa kanila. Kasi lahat sila "normal".
(Ate Weng)

God isn't far away. He surrounds us with His love. It was He who opened your eyes this morning. It's His strength that will carry you through this day.
(Monsi)

If you see your bf flirting with someone, lapitan mo siya. hilain at pagpagan mo damit niya sabay sabi: "Ano ba naman? Malaki ka na naglalaro ka pa rin ng basura? You know nman na dirty yan."
(Babes)

Isang gabi, umiiyak ako habang nakatingin sa buwan. Sabi ng buwan, kung umiiyak ka at siya ang dahilan bakit di mo siya iwan? Tapos tinanong ko siya, ikaw ba buwan kaya mong iwan ang langit mo?
(Babes)

Sad truth: You love #1. You've fallen for #2. You can't live #1. But you can't bear losing #2. #1 gives you the world, but #2 means the world to you. Should you cling to your past #1? Or should you let #2 pass?
(Babes)

People ask me why I wanna be with you, I told them that even though you have this two tiny horns in your head and that irritating tail at your butt, you still image to make me feel like I'm with an angel.
(Babes)

Love hurts when you give up someone. It hurts more when someone gives up on you. But love hurts the most when the two of you keep holding on. Then suddenly destiny gives up.
(Babes)

I don't expect to become the most important person in your life. That's too much to ask. What would make me happy is one day if ever you hear my name. You'll smile and say, "Friend ko yan."
(Babes)

I keep asking the Lord every night why He gave you to me. He answered in simple words. "Pagtiisan mo na, kasi wala nang iba. Na puwede pang humigit sa kanya."
(Babes)

Real friends never leave each other. Never part. They just sometimes sit silently. Deep with each other's heart saying, "May quiz? Lakihan mo sulat mo ha? Di ako nagreview!"
(Babes)

Salamat? Importante ba ang salitang yan? Para sa'kin. Mas importante ka dahil kanino ko sasabihin yan? Kung wala ka.
(Babes)

Miriam Santiago, looking around an art gallery asked, "You call this painting of a hideous witch modern art?"
Curator: Ma'am, mirror po yan.
(Lipay)