A mental patient is singing while lying in a hospital bed. After a song, dumapa siya. The nurse asked… "O, bakit ka bumaliktad?" He answered: "Adik ka ba? Side B na kaya."
(Ivan)
A breath of prayer in the morning means a day of power and blessings. A soul shall never be helpless with God's infinite grace.
(Lipay)
Morning is a wonderful blessing… either stormy or sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call life.
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Anak: Inay, ano ang sex?
Inay: Ginagawa yan ng magkarelasyon para ipadama ang pag-ibig nila sa isa't isa.
Anak: Haba naman! Pano kakasya yun sa application form?
(Kidjie)
Minsan, kahit ayaw natin maghiwalay, di puwede. Gusto man natin magkasama, walang chance. Iba-ibang life. Kanya-kanyang dreams. Pero alam mo, magkalayo man tayo, kasama ka pa rin pinakamagandang nangyari sa buhay ko.
(Kidjie)
For all the things we've shared, the endless times we've cared. For helping me through good and bad times, for the jokes, laughter, and funny lines. For being part of my life. Thank you.
(Kidjie)
Sa bawat usok na aking binubuga ay sabay ng sakit at sama ng loob. Sa bawat luha sa aking pag-iyak ay dugo sa aking puso. Kelan ko kaya matatanggap na wala na talaga?
(Ivan)
Life is a temporary assignment. If you experience difficulty, sorrow, and rejection, don't you worry because this world is not our ultimate home. God reserved heaven for us.
(Ate Weng)
It's one of those days that you just popped into my mind. I don't know why or how. Nevertheless, it's okay. Because, anyway, the thought of you made me smile.
(Paula)
If only I'm an angel, I'll protect you, lend you my wings, watch over you 24/7. but what can I do? Little devil ako? So paano? Inom na lang tayo.
(Ate Weng)
Stars are made to grant your wishes. Angels are made to guide. Eh ako kaya?
(Lipay)
Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties cause we have a loving God who heals the pain and keeps us going.
(Ate Hazel)
Bless my friend so dear to me, with all her needs only You can see. Keep her safe, and keep her glee, this I pray for the coming y ear.
(Emilie)
I wish you the fun of living, the joy of loving, the wonder of sharing, the gift of faith, and the serenity of a contented heart.
(Malo)
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(Capa)
Isang araw, nakasabay mo sa jeep yung taon mahal mo kasama yung ipinagpalit niya sa'yo. Ano gagawin mo? Ako, simple lang. Sisigaw ako, "Mama, para na! Ang papangit ng pasahero niyo!"
(Babes)
Time is like a river. You can't step on the same water twice because the flow that has passed will never pass you again. Cherish every moment of your life.
(Capa)
Rules of Love:
1. Never kiss when you're not committed.
2. Never expect, just hope.
3. Never love a taken man/woman.
4. Never fall for a friend.
5. Masarap ang bawal.
Don't fool yourself!
(Ate Weng)
Bawat kabataan may karapatan… karapatang gumala, umuwi anytime gustuhin at magkaroon ng syota. Magalit man ang parents mo, sabihin mo: "Talk to my lawyer!"
(Babes)
Magne-new year na. Lahat dapat bago. Dapat may handa. Dapat lahat masaya. Dapat may resolution. At dapat pasalamatan ang mga taong nagpasaya sa'yo sa nakalipas na taon. Salamat po.
(Leslie)
One of the qualities I like most about you is that you are very sentimental. 1% senti, 99% mental. Wag mo damdamin. Baka ka sumpungin.
(Babes)
Girls spell boys as
B-ilis magpalit ng GF
O-ver sa panloloko
Y-abang paminsan-misan at
S-yota mo na, syota pa ng iba.
San ka pa?
(Ivan)
Di ako bokalista, hindi rin gitarista. Pero ang musika, ang nagbibigay sa puso ko ng sigla.
(Ivan)
In prosperity, God tests our gratitude. In poverty, our contentment. In misfortune, our hope. In darkness, our faith. At all times, our obedience.
(Minnie)
A woman of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave through reflection and prayer.
(Minnie)
Kanina, iniisip ko if mabait ba akong friend. If nakahelp ba ako. Tapos bigla akong natawa. Naisip kasi kita. So what, di ba? At least, kahit ano ugali ko, tinanggap mo ako. Thanks ha.
(Ate Weng)
Winning a friend's heart is difficult, yet I guess you didn't have a hard time with me because I was born extremely lovable! Don't protest. Cause I found you the same.
(Kidjie)
Anak:
Anak: AB po.
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What is the best sexual position to create a beautiful, irresistible, absolutely attractive and cute baby?
I don't know. Ask my parents.
(Kuya Tope)
Quote of the week from Nani Perez on Gloria's refusal to resign:
"Sa karanasan k okay Gloria, talagang mahirap siyang tanggalin kapag nakapuwesto na siya sa ibabaw."
(Kuya Tope)
May nakita akong magkasintahan na naglalakad sa may lansangan nang biglang tumulo ang aking luha sa sakit na naramdaman. Siyet! Nakatapak ako ng thumbtacks!
(Kidjie)
A raindrop may look too small to the eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small text may seem too small to you but somewhere a heart will always remember you.
(Kidjie)
Someday I'll be gone and destiny wouldn't make me stay. Words left unspoken, actions never expressed. But you know what? I'll never forget how you once made me smile.
(Kidjie)
Never stop smiling and looking forward to each new day. But most of all, never stop shining in your own special way.
(Monsi)
Hirap magsabi ng "sorry". Hirap magsabi ng "mahal kita". Hirap magsabi ng "kailangan kita". Pero nalaman ko, pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung… "ruler roller lower" ng 10 times. Promise. Try mo.
(Babes)
Whenever I watch romantic movies, witness people kiss and make up or listen to a love song, I smile and feel good because I know that love still works. If not for me, at least for others.
(Kidjie)
There are mortal hands because of love have lain like music on your throat. But the music of the soul is delicate, remote.
(Unknown)
Having someone to remember is pleasing enough to the heart. It doesn't matter if you remember me once in a while. What matters most is we're friends at all times. No one can change that.
(Lipay)
Kapag umuungol ang dog, panigurado may tao. Kapag umuungol ang tao, panigurado, dog style".
(Lipay)
Salamat sa dakilang Ama may umagang kay ganda! Kung wala, paano kaya kita mababati ng maganda umaga.
(Noonas)
Pag natagpuan mo ang pag-ibig, itago mo, alagaan mo, gawin mong totoo, gawin mo ang tama. Kasi ang pag-ibig puwede ka magloan ng bahay.
(Leslie)
Sa pag-aasawa dawn g tao, dapat natin tularan ang ibon nab ago raw manganak. Meron nang nakahandang pugad. Kaya kung ikaw mag-aasawa, wag ka na magpagawa ng bahay. Pugad na lang. Mas mura pa.
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Isang gabi, umiiyak ako. Napatingin ako sa buwan. Sabi niya, "Don't cry, may magmamahal din sa'yo." Sumagot ako sabi ko, "Buwan,
(Stephanie A)
Life is a matter of to do or not to do. Don't let your mistakes be a regret but a lesson to ponder. A happy life deals with a choice. So choose to be happy cause you deserve to be.
(Justine)
Life is like a vagina. Minsan dry, minsan basa, minsan madugo, minsan maputla. Palaging nakanganga. Naghihintay ng grasya. That's life. So, how's your vagina?
(Leslie)
The rain reminds me of her. How cold she is. How gloomy she made me feel. How much tears I shed because of her. How much damage she caused and how stupid I am still waiting for rain.
(Kidjie)
I praise the Lord because He guides me and in the night my conscience warns me. I am always aware of the Lord's presence, He is near and nothing can shake me.
(Peachy L.)
May the Lord give you a heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life free from hatred and a body free from illness.
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Jesus is a friend close beside us. Anytime we're feeling lost, His light will surely guide us. And anywhere we go His love will always reach us.
(Monsi)
Listen those who have hurt you in the past cannot continue to hurt you now unless you hold on to the pain through resentment. Forgive, learn from it, and of course, let it go.
(Kidjie)
Don't believe in destiny. Dapat niyong isipin reality. Kung talagang mahal mo ang isang taon, ipaglaban mo cause destiny is just an excuse of letting things happen instead of making things happen.
(Kidjie)
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