Parokyano: Padre, bakit may nakasampay na dater, bra, at panty sa kumbento? May asawa ka?Pari: Kung aasa ako sa koleksiyon niyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap ako ng labada.
(Kidjie)
Pag iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo,
Sabihin mo,
"Pasalubong!"
(Lipay)
The greatest handicap… FEAR
The best day… TODAY.
Hardest thing to do… TO BEGIN.
Most useless asset… PRIDE
Greatest mistake… GIVING UP.
(Ate May)
I have special sleeping arrangements for you.
Bed of trust
Pillow of care
Bedsheet of understanding
Blanket of peace
And dreams of love.
(Ate May)
You're maybe just an ordinary person to a lot of people but for me you're someone I'll never forget. The day I met you I went home carrying a smile and said, "Yehey! Kita ko na si Kingkong!"
(Ate Weng)
Do you know the song 214? 'The world could die and everything may lie still you shan't cry." But promise ko sa'yo, eto. 2-1-4. To be one of your friends forever. "I'll be by your side…"
(Babes)
Minsan, sa buhay, ika'y nadapa, gumulong, naputikan, naapakan ng iba… pero natuto ka ring bumangon, humarap sa lahat at sabihin… "Nyee… Nyee… Hindi naman masakit! Lasing lang ako!"
(Babes)
Kaya mo bang kalimutan ang isang taong minahal mo ng higit pa sa buhay mo? Mahirap noh? Masakit? Pero bakit mo pa kailangan kalimutan kung puwede mo naman ipaglaban?
(Babes)
Minsan kay sarap umiyak lalo n pag naalala mo ang nakaraan. Pero para san ba ang pag-iyak? Sa sakit ba? O dahil di mo kayang ibalik ang kahapong may minahal ka ng sobra-sobra?
(Babes)
Friendship is like a big, warm hug on a really bad day! It just erases all the frustration and pain away, leaving only the feeling that you're safe and loved!
(Kidjie)
Being far from each other is not reason enough to forget you. I may not always keep in touch but my heart and mind tells me you will always be special.
(Ate Weng)
Masaya ako na ang isang tulad mo dumating sa buhay ko higit pa sa gusto ko, higit pa sa inaasahan ko. Pero sana kung anong meron ako, maging sapat para manatili ka sa buhay ko.
(Ate Weng)
Hindi lahat ng nawawala, natatagpuan pa. hindi lahat ng umaalis, bumabalik pa. katulad mo na kapag nawala, hahanapin ko. Kapag umalis, hihintayin ko kasi hindi lahat kasinghalaga mo!
(Ate Weng)
None of us can see what tomorrow will bring nor do we have the answer to all our needs. But we do have the gift of faith to hold on to.
(Charlotte)
Sa paglihis kan malipot na banggi asin kasabay kan pagsirang kan aldaw an sakuyang mainit na pagbati nin maray na aga asin lugod na maging mas produktibong aldaw mapasaimo.
(Noonas)
Masakit saktan ang minamahal lalo na kung di mo sinasadya. Gustuhin mo mang ituwid ang lahat ng pagkakamali mo, tsaka mo lang malalaman na huli na pala. Naitama na ng iba.
(Kidjie)
Some people say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Others say absence makes the heart forget. But the truth is absence needs an excuse letter!
(Ate Weng)
3 baliw sa mental nagkukuwentuhan.
B1: Ako ang presidente dito!
B2: Wla ka sa'kin, ako si Bush presidente sa America!
B1: Sino nagsabi?
B2: Ang Diyos!
B3: Kelan kita sinabihan?
(Lee Vincent)
Two students were caught naked and having sex in the classroom by a janitor.
Janitor: Aha! Violating school rules!
Male: Which rule?
Janitor: (thinks) Not wearing uniform!
(Kidjie)
When you're sad, I'm lonely. When you're happy, I'm glad. Remember that whatever you feel, I fel it twice. So kung feel mo horny ka, hello! Samot na'ko!
(Kidjie)
Langhiya! Badtrip talaga! Sumali kasi ako ng paraffle ng surf. Yung fill in the missing word. "Buhay ay nagkaroon ng KU___?" Kulay pala yung sagot. Akala ko… KULUR!
(Theiz)
Never regret the choices you make, just believe in yourself and have faith… Life isn't perfect, it's a blend of joy and sorrow but wherever life leads you, it's because of a purpose!
(Theiz)
Never force anything. Let life be constant. Let go. Notice how God opens millions of flowers each day without forcing the buds. Enjoy life's beauty.
(Ate Weng)
Don't fret if you miss out on life's big prizes: Pulitzer, Nobel, Oscars. True joy may be found in small pleasures as well: a pat on the back, a hug, a good joke.
(Monsi)
Life gets better when we have special people around us we call friends. And when my friendship with you started, I told myself, hmmm… life odesn't get any better than this!
(Lee Vincent)
Minsan ang buhay nakakawalang gana. Madalas gusto kong tumalon na lang kung saan, tumakbo hanggang mapilayan, at wag nang huminga magpakailanman. Pero, saying eh. Ang ganda ko pa naman.
(Joy Sarigumba)
God is always playing chess with each one of us. He makes moves in our life and then sits back to see how we react to the challenges. So make the best move.
(Justine)
Why do we tend to hurt the one we love and hurt ourself twice as much? To give up if we still want to fight? Why do things go wrong when all we do is love…
(Ate Weng)
A good looking lady workds out to keep her body in shape. But a lady of beauty kneels down in prayer to keep her soul in shape!
(Babes)
When you decide on some things, be sure that you will fight for it no matter what the consequences may be. If you fail, look up and be proud, you are man enough to take the risk.
(Hanzel)
Friendship is a collection of hearts ready to give, share, and understand. It never fades and never ends. It only reminds us life is not perfect without a friend.
(Ate Weng)
God will showe you graces more than you expected simply because you never asked for them. The people around you wished them for you. I just did.
(Kuya Kiko)
There comes a time in your life when you realize that if you stand still, you will remain at this point forever. You realize that you fall and stay down, life will pass you by. Life's circumstances are not always what you might wish them to be. Rather than wondering about or questioning the direction your life has taken, accept the fact that there is a path before you now. work your path one step at a time. Keep your head up, and cast your dreams to the stars. Keep your belief in yourself and work into your new journey. You will findn it magnificent, spectacular, and beyond your wildest imaginings.
(Ate Weng)
I thank God for stitching friends into the fabric of my life. Their colorful patterns and personalities add richness to who I am. Thanx my precious thread!
(Ate Weng)
Weird ang love. Yung gusto mo, ayaw sa'yo. Yung ayaw mo, may gusto sa'yo! Sana baligtad na lang. !oy as otsug yam ,om waya gnuY .oy as waya .om otsug gnuY
(Justine)
Never abandon old friends, they are hard to replace. Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older. Parang tayo. I get better, you get older.
(Ate Weng)
Enrich your vocabulary:
BEEHIVE – magpakatino ka
CONTEMPLATE – kulang ang mga pinggan
PUNCTUATION – pera para makaenroll
DEPOSIT – ang gripo
DEVASTATION – sakayan ng bus
JULY – nagsinungalingn ka ba?
PERSUADING – unang kasal
DEPRESS – ang nagkasal sa persuading
TENACIOUS – aspatos na pang tennis
STATUS – ikaw ba yan?
(Ate Weng)
No one is rich enough o buy back the past. But if you have the courage to do what is right today, you should be the richest one tomorrow.
(Kidjie)
Sa buhay, tularan natin si Imang. Masaktan man, apihin, pahirapan, tapak-tapakan man, ay hinding-hindi, hinding-hindi… nawawalan ng bangs. Lupit!
(Kidjie)
If there may be times that I missed out the great things happening in your life, always be assured that in the silence, across the distance, someone did wish and pray the best things for you.
(Kidjie)
Juan at Pedro sa Math Class:
Teacher: Juan, 3+1?
Juan: 4 ma'am!
Teacher: Pedro, 1+3?
Pedro: Ayan na… Ayan na! kapag mahirap talaga, ako na!
(Kidjie)
Ang tao sadyang matalino. Lahat di nagpapalamang pero pag nangungusap ang puso, lahat sinusuko, walang pinakikinggan kundi tibok nito. Kawawang tao. Pagdating sa pag-ibig nagiging bobo.
(Ate Weng)
3 banal na bisyo for 2006
ALAK: Alalahanin Lagi Ang Kapwa
SUGAL: Sa Umaga Gunitain Ang Lumikha
BABAE: Buklatin Ang Bibliya At Basahin Ang Ebanghelyo!
(Monsi)
Ahente, nagtoktok sa balay, nagsolod, winaragas sa salog an udo san kabayo.
'Ma'am, kun diri ini malinig san vaccum cleaner ko, kaunon ko ini.'
Mrs: Kauna na kay brown out baga.
(Lipay)
Mahirap mainlove kapag friends kayo. why? Pano mo sasabihin sa kanya, "Hay! In love ako" siyempre, itatanong niya, "Kanino?" masasabi mo bang "Sa'yo. Tulungan mo naman ako. Di ba friends tayo?"
(Ate Weng)
I'm not like the rain that just pours on your and then goes. I'm more like the air, sometimes keeping quiet but always there. Constantly hanging around.
(Cess)
Notice how God opens millions of flowers everyday without forcing the buds. Don't try to force anything. Let life be a constant letting go and letting God.
(Lipay)
Always learn to write your hurts in the sand where winds of forgiveness can blow them away and to carve your blessings in stone where no wind can ever erase it.
(Lipay)
When he was packing them in their boxes, the pencilmaker tolk the pencils 5 important lessons.
1st – everything you do will always leave a mark.
2nd – you can always correct the mistakes you make.
3rd – what's important is what is inside you.
4th – in life you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you a better pencil
And the most important is
To be the best pencil you can be. You must allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds you.
(Ivan)
If one day you feel alone, just look up the sky. Wala lang. look up ka lang. tapos look down ulit. Ganda yan. Exercise sa leeg.
(Minnie)
There's a lot more I miss about you… not just the moments we spent, the laughs we share or talks we had. I'm not sure how much I miss you but all I can say is "masarap tumawa lalo pag andyan ka."
(Lipay)
May taong nakakapagbitiw lang ng salita through text like ingat ka, miss na kita, and mahal kita. Pero minsan, harapin mo siya, tanungin mo mahal mo ba ako? Alam mo, isasagot niya? "Text na lang kita mamaya."
(Lee Vincent)
Husband: Maghiwalay na tayo!
Wife: mas mabuti pa nga!
Husband: isasama ko na lahat ng mga bata!
Wife: Loko ka! Iwan mo si junior. Kay kumpara mo yan! Kapal mo!
(Lee Vincent)
Sleep well, sleep tight. Sleep silently into the night. Here's a kiss (mwah!), here's a hug (umm!) here's an angel (ehem!) saying goodnight.
(Ate Weng)
Life's rules: Assume nothing. Expect little. Do more. Need less. Smile often. Sleep long and dream big. Laugh a lot. Pray, and once in a while, cry but continue fighting.
(Jam)
I have a brain to think of you everyday, heart to be touched for every message you send, fingers to text you now and then, you to be my ever loving friend.
Have you fallen in love with someone? Tapos sinabi niya mahal ka din niya! Then naging kayo. ang saya mo nun! You wish for it to last for a lifetime until 1 day sinabi niya sa'yo, "The game is over. Sana na'ko sa'yo."
(Ate Weng)
No one is born happy but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness. So today, make others happy. Flash your sweetest smile!
(Hanzel)
Sabi nila, walang kuwenta ang buhay pag walang karamay, walang kaibigan, walang nag-aalala, at nagmamahal sa'yo. Hirap noh? Kaya nga ako andito eh! Para malaman mong masarap mabuhay!
(Ate Weng)
When you're down, inom ka! When you're sad, inom ka! Pero bago lahat, call me muna. Para pag malung kot, may kasama ka. Di ka naman kayang yakapin ng alak mo, di ba?
(Paula)
Sabi nila, number one rule ng magtropa ay walang talunan! Eh pano kung mahulog ka at nalamang mong ganun din siya? Sasabihin mo pa rin ba sa kanila wlang talunan kahit alam mo pareho kayo nang nararamdaman?
(Jam)
Shortest fairytale every: Once upon a time, a guy made love to a girl. She got pregnant. He asked the girl will you marry me? She said no! and the guy lived happily every after!
(Bem)
Aki: Tay, totoo man na first love never dies?
Tatay: Iyo baga. Hilinga si nanay mo ta first love ko, dai ipa magadan ang hayop na an!
(Ivan)
The closer we walk with God, the clearer we see His guidance. And wherever God guides, He also provides. God bless you with a trusting heart.
(Minnie)
When you miss someone, your heart starts to shout that person's name. for some reason my heart just wont' stop shouting your name. I guess you're smart enough to figure out what I mean.
(Sherry May)
May your tasteless night be peppered with spicy love. May you have lemon dreams, sleep on a strawberry bed, inside a vanilla room. In short, have a yummylicious night.
(Jam)
May mga happenings na pilit inaalala lalo ngayong minsan na lang magkasama. May mga kaibigang dapat nang iwan, pero tandaan mo na ang samahan natin, puwede magkalayo, pero puwede maglaho.
(Ivan)
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be shaped of.
(Sherry May)
Ano ba ang astig na syota? Yung sweet? Yung mayaman? Para sa'kin ang astig na syota yung malakas magsabi ng "Diputa! Padabaon takang hayop ka!"
(Ivan)
Julia Roberts has a sexy smile. Jennifer Lopez has a sexy butt. Britney Spears has a sexy voice. Ikaw, you have a sexy friend! My God, you're so lucky!
(Ate Weng)
Ikaw at ako parehong sutil. Pasaway. Puro kalokohan. Matigas ang ulo. Isip bata. Lakas mang trip. Pero di ba nila napapansin? Yung mga tulad natin ang masarap mahalin?
(Jam)
Sa taon ng aso, sana'y kagatin ka ng suwerte, kahulan ka ng saya at maging mabilis ang pasok ng pera sa'yo!
(Ate Weng)
Pag nagmahal, wag humiling ng kapalit. Wag maghintay saw ala. Wag seryosohin ang biro. Wag umasang mamahalin dni dahil kung gano kalaki ang inaasahan, ganun din kalalim ang sakit na mararamdaman.
(Ate Weng)
In our life, there will come a time in where we will hate it because of the things that hurt us but we should never give the blame to our lives cause whatever langhiya. Hirap mag-english! Ingat na nga lang.
(Ate Weng)
Love should be stronger than pride! So when you love someone, tell them and never let go. Because love is a gift, not an obligation. Follow your heart and always love the person you really love.
(Ate Weng)
God stands by you when you are down, guides you when you think of quitting, and inspires you when things seem confusing! God knows! God sees! Let Him be your daily guide.
Find time to thank people who are good to you. Tell them you appreciate all the thigns they do to make you happy. That's why I'm sending you this message. To say thank you for being so nice.
(Charlotte)
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