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Some say they like your personality. Others say your character. A lot says your style. But me? I like you just the way you are. No ifs. No buts. Just simply you.
(Leslie)

I could never choose what's good for you. Neither could I say what you should do. But remember that when the best things are going wrong… just tell me and I'm here to make you strong.
(Percy)

We bridge distance with text messages. Still we know it fails to fill the space. But I hope ours isn't just an exchange of text messages. It's keeping friendship alive.
(Leslie)

When the crowd brings you down or when all that creeps fuck you up… You will see me running close to you and tell you… "'Tol…Pahawak muna ng yosi ko… Ako na bahala sa mga pakshet na 'to!"
(Leonel)

I saw you one day.
You are crying.
I came up to you and asked,
"Why do tears fall on your face?"
You said,
"Nobody cares for me!"
Ummmm…
Sapakin kaya kita?
Eh ano tawag mo sa'kin?
Display?!?
(Reileen)

Ang pagkakaibigan parang bulate sa puwet. Di mo nakikita yun, pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng kiliti nito. Salamat ha! Dahil isa kang bulate sa puwet ko! Ang kati mo!
(Cess)

If someone you love hurt you, cry a river. Build a bridge. And get over it.
(Flager)

Titser: Ang pangit ng name mo. Condrado Domingo. Pag pinagsama, CONDOM!
Student: Okay lang ma'am! Pero mas pangit ang sa husband niyo. Pilato Sotero. In short, PISOT!
(Ate Weng)

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.
(Peachy L.)

Minsan, di sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao at alam mo na mahalaga ka sa kanya. Kasi bago ang lahat, dapat alam mo pinagkaiba ng mahal sa mahalaga. Mahalaga ka ba sa kanya? Pero mahal ka ba niya?
(Sis)

Pano if one day,
Sabi ni Doc,
You need a new backbone
Or else you'll die.
Nagpa-opera ka.
Nang matapos, ask mo:
Sino donor?
May inabot na note.
Sabi:
Ingatan mo alaala ko…
Love,
Imang

In my life there are many problems I face, sometimes too hard for me to handle, and sometimes I easily give up. You know what keeps my heart fighting? A piece of my life called… my friends.
(Bem)

We're not the kind of friends who go out every week, nor talk on the phone all night, nor get updates from each other everyday. We're the kind of friends that even in silence the special bond remains!
(Ate Weng)

Pag ako namatay,
Gusto ko lahat kayo present.
Nagtitrip.
Tong-its. Shagidy.
1-2-3 pass. Soundtrip!
Lahat happy.
Yoko may iiyak.
Tapos pag ililibing na'ko…
Gusto ko ililibing rin kayo!
Walang iwanan di ba?
(Kidjie)

What we have done for ourselves dies with us but what we have done for others remain. We make a living by what we get but we make a life by what we give.
(Peachy L.)

Pag mahal mo ang isang tao
Itataya mo ang buhay mo
Ibibigay lahat ng gusto!
Pero paano kung…
Nagtext siya at Globe gamit niya?
Itataya at ibibigay mo ba
Ang pisong bumubuhay sa unlimited mo?
(Kidjie)

I opened the door to your heart
And saw it was full
I couldn't enter anymore
I closed the door thinking…
"Diyan kayo lahat
sa heart."
Dito ako sa lungs…
Mahangin pa!
(Erika)

A fat farmer was in a CR putting his dump. Suddenly the toilet collapsed and his manure spread all over the wheat field!
Then poof!
It became COCO CRUNCH!
Kain pa?
BOYCOTT NESTLE!
(Lipay)

Nahipo ng pari ang legs ng madre.
Madre: Father, Psalm 129!
Pari: Sorry!
Pag-uwi, hinanap niya sa Bible ang Psalm 129, at binasa:
"Go higher and find glory!"
(Monnette)

Ang baby pag umiyak, i-pampers mo!
Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i-EQ mo!
Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i-kimbies mo!
Pag umiyak pa rin…aba eh…
I-Huggies mo na!
(Capa)

Sweethearts watching the sky…
Guy: Love, ano ang horoscope mo?
Girl: Anong horoscope?
Guy: Yun bang kapalaran… katulad ko, cancer!
Girl: Ah… Sa'kin, almuranas!
(Charlotte)

My luckiest time was when I met you. The happiest was when I got to know you. The most memorable was when we got close. And the sweetest thing was when you came into my life and accepted me as I am.
(Lipay)

Bata: Nay, ano po ang nasa tiyan niyo?
Nanay: Kapatid mo…
Bata: Mahal niyo po ba siya?
Nanay: Oo naman.
Bata: Eh bakit niyo nilunok?
(Capa)

Sabi ko sa'yo, kailangan ko siya. Sabi ko sa'yo mahal ko siya. sabi ko rin, siya lang makakapagpasaya sa'kin. Pero nasabi ko na ba? Na ang ikaw at siya ay iisa?
(Capa)

Nakita mo ang crush mo na nag-iigib sa poso. Ano ang gagawin mo?
Dapat cool and sosyal…
"Can I pump you?
Este…
Bombahin kaya kita?
I mean…
Gusto mo mag-water-water?
(Ate Weng)

A lot of people have asked me… "Why I cared much for you?!" I just answered them with a smile. Not because I don't have an answer but because whatever it is, they will never understand…
(Lipay)

I saw God in the hallway, He told me to raise my fist so I could continue living. –Beng Hernandez
(Capa)

Bakit ang parents di ko ma-gets? Nung pinatutulog ka kahit di inaantok, pero ngayon ginigising ka kahit inaantok ka pa! tinuruan ka maglakad tapos ngayon nagagalit tuwing may lakad ka! Adik ba sila?
(Ate Weng)

Ano ba ang astig na friend?
Yung sweet?
Yung mayaman?
Yung matalino?
Para sa'kin yung astig na friend yung malakas magsabi ng…
"Diputa!
Padabaon taking hayop ka!"
(Ate Weng)

Life ko? Okay lang! Simple kahit kumplikado, payapa kahit magulo, madali kahit mahirap. Galing noh? Kaya mahal ko life ko eh! Malinaw kahit Malabo. Dagdagan pa ng tulad mo na mabait pero ewan ko…
(Ate Weng)

Telling someone we appreciate them is something we often put aside. And soon we realize that we lost our chance in regret. So before I lose my chance, I want you to know that I appreciate you a lot.
(Lipay)

I stood up feeling the cold breeze…
Hearing raindrops on the roof…
When suddenly…
It reminded me of you…
Kaw talaga!
Kumakanta ka na naman.
(Kidjie)

Nilapitan kita pero nilayuan mo ako.
Kinausap kita pero tinitigan mo lang ako.
Hinabol kita pero tinakbuhan mo ako.
Ganyan naman kayong mga goodlooking eh…
Galit kayo…
Sa nakahihigit sa inyo!
(Ate Weng)

Alam ko minsan naaasar ka na sa'kin. Dahil sa tanong at kakulitan ko. Pero sana lang pakatandaan mo na dito sa palikong kanto ng puso ko… mahal ka ng pasaway na 'to!
(Monnette)

Panawagan sa lahat ng mga magagandang babae gaya mo: Magkaisa tayong lahat! Wag seryosohin pag pogi… saktan silang lahat, paasahin, gaguhin, lokohin, at ibigay sa akin!

Bobo 1: One plus one?
Bobo 2: Hello? Eh di 3.
Bobo 1: Wahaha!
Bobo 2: Bakit ka tumatawa?
Bobo 1: Kala ko kasi hindi mo alam eh…
(Kidjie)

Pratatatat! Kaboom! Kablaaam! Weeeweee! Waangwaang! Pratatatatat! Sugod mga cute! Itext ang mga pangit!
Yes sir! Eto, tinext ko na yung isa. Lider nila!
(Monnette)

Man is the highest form of animal… He is made to be above all except God… So no matter how high EAGLES soar, how FALCONS attack, how BULLDOGS bark, how aggressive TIGERS are… They will always succumb to that one NAKED MAN standing with his ARMS WIDE OPEN…
(Monnette)

The deepest level of worship is praising God while in pain, thanking Him during trials, trusting Him when we are tempted, and loving Him when He seems distant.
(Ate Gigay)

Life doesn't need to be too perfect, doesn't need to be too rich, doesn't need to be too famous. As long as I am your friend for life! It's more than enough.
(Ate Weng)

The most painful thing that a guy could do to his girl is sit with his friends and say… "Pare look at her. Paniwalang-paniwala siyang lalake ako. Damn, pare! Di niya alam ikaw ang mahal ko!"
(Lipay)

I never planned to meet you. I never expected knowing you either. It was such a nice thing that expectations exist 'coz I never expected that I would care for you like this!
(Angelica)

Do you know Isabel of Sugo? Di ba siya yung alay? Di ba ang dugo ng alay umaapoy? Eh pano pag meron siya? Eh di sunog ang panty niya?!
(Lipay)

If you fall in love and you were hurt, don't shed too much tears or ask him to love you again. Instead, stand up tall, be proud, and say: "Ganyan talaga mga magaganda. Hindi bagay sa tanga!"
(Ate Weng)

Wag kang iiyak kahit mahalata mong masaya siya sa piling ng iba. Ni malungkot iwasan mo. Malay mo, hiniling din niyang maging happy ka kahit na di kayong dalawa.
(Lipay)

Nasabi ko ba sa'yo na…
Mahal kita?
Nabigla ka noh?!
Totoo yun!
Di mo alam? Di mo kasi inaalam!
Na…
Lahat ng kaibigan ko,
Mahal ko…
Gaya mo!
(Lipay)

I asked God, "Bakit masakit magmahal?" Di Niya ako sinagot. Tumulo luha ko. Alam mo ba He showed me a sign. The tears. Sabay sabi, "Hangga't may luha masarap magmahal kasi tunay!"
(Ate Weng)

Brain always brags that he's the wisest of all and that everything's right because of him. Then one day, heart just can't take it anymore! He told him, "The last time I followed you, I was broken into pieces!"
(Charlotte)

Masakit maging kaibigan ang taong mahal mo kasi para sa kanya magkaibigan lang kayo. Minsan ayos nang mahalaga ka sa kanya kahit alam mong magkaiba ang mahal sa mahalaga…
(Charlotte)

Nagspin the bottle kayo ng friends mo. Nasa harap mo ang mahal mo na kasama ang mahal niya. Ano ang pipiliin mo? Ang TRUTH na may iba na siya o ang CONSEQUENCE na puwede ka niyang mahalin kahit dalawa kayo sa puso niya?
(Lipay)

A message you can probably send to your ex:
Nung tayo pa, dati sabi mo sa'kin, ikamamatay mo pag nawala ako… Ngayong wala na tayo, tuparin mo naman promise mo… Mamatay ka na!
(Charlotte)

Deep friendship is not based on how many times when friends were together or how happy they were. It's the time when you never see them and yet keep on believing that the friendship will never end.
(Leslie)

Isang araw, naglalaro raw tayo sa gubat. At bigla kang kinuha ng gorilla. Umiyak ako napasigaw ng "Kunin mo na rin ako!" Sagot ng gorilya: "Bakit anak rin ba kita?"
(Lipay)

Sabi nila tayong mga girls
Pag easy to get, cheap.
Pag hard to get, pakipot.
Pag PDA, flirty.
Pag conservative, maarte.
Aahhh!
Shyeet!
Isa lang yan!
Basta mahal mo siya, go girl!
(Justine)

Being maarte is natural to girls. So when someone tells you na "Ang arte mo." Just turn back and say… "Maganda ko eh, paki mo?!"
(Ate Weng)

Jesus is a friend who is close beside us. Anytime we're feeling lost, His light will surely guide us, and anywhere we go His love will always reach us.
(Monsi)

What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And those who understand it call it life.
(Kidjie)

Kahit nasaan ka. Kahit wala ka sa paningin ko. Kahit ala ka sa tabi ko. Kahit gaano ka kalayo sa akin, tandaan mo: hindi kita nakikita. Promise!
(Kidjie)

5 important things you have to learn:
1. have a guy to help you with work
2. have a guy to love you
3. have a guy who can make you laugh
4. have a guy who spoils you
5. make sure that these four guys don't know each other.
(Leslie)

5 benefits of kissing:
changes taste
burns calories
lips never go dry
relieves stress
makes face muscles strong
so keep kissing… It's healthy!
(Kidjie)

"Ako" bad. Maingay. Magulo. Makulit. Tigas ulo. At higit sa lahat, pasaway. Pero eto lang masasabi ko. Ikaw rin kaya!
(Kidjie)

Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday. But God's words are like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts and minds.
(Monsi)

"Sorry." A simple word but hard to tell. Send this to all of your friends, kahit walang kasalanan. You should be. Kasi minsan, nakakasakit tayo ng tao ng di nalalaman. Kaya sorry if nasasaktan kita minsan.
(Kidjie)

Pag nadagit saimo an mahal mo and habo magpundo sa kahihinakit sa'yo, dai ka madagit. Dai ka magsabay. Kuguson mo siya. Hinghingan mo. "Kasubago ka pa. taplongon ta ka na!"
(Ate Gigay)

A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you today!
(Frank)

Pag nalulungkot ka, text mo lang ako.
Pag natatakot ka, miscall mo 'ko.
Pag may problem ka, tawagan mo lang ako.
Pero pag masaya ka na…
Ikaw bahala kung maaalala mo pa ako.
(Kidjie)

Para sa saya, sa problema, sa assignments, sa departmentals. Para sa uno, sa dos, sa tres, o singko. Whatever happens, dude, 2nd sem na! Yari na naman tayo!
(Kidjie)

When you've been very much in love with someone… you can't really be friends after it falls apart. Coz it hurts to see each other and recall that you both did you best… but still didn't last.
(Kidjie)

God is working in more ways than we ask Him. He's doing more things for us than our faith can image! He makes all things beautiful, including you!
(Noonas)

Ang gulo ng mundo noh?
Paki ayos mo nga.
Salamat.
(Leonel)

Women are unique! They can release blood for 4-5 days without dying. Supply milk for 6-12 months without spoiling. And make hotdogs hard for 20-40 minutes without freezing! Iba talaga!
(Leslie)

TEACHER: Please stand if you think you're stupid.
(After a few seconds, a student stood.)
TEACHER: Do you think you're stupid?
STUDENT: No ma'am. I just hate to see you standing alone.
(Monnette)

Kapag iwan ba kita, hahabulin mo 'ko? sasayangin mo ba oras mo para lang sa'kin? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh. Kasi nung iwan kita, ang sabi ko "Stay!", sabi mo "Arf-Arf!"
(Leslie)

Lagi niyang sinasabi sana magparamdam na yung taong magmamahal sa kanya. Sabi ko, nasa tabi-tabi lang yun. Tapos ngayon, sasabihin niya na nakakapagod nang maghintay… 'Langya, mas nakakapagod kaya magparamdam.
(Kidjie)

Pari: Sister, halika dito sa silid.
Sister: Diyos ko.
Pari: Isara mo ang pinto, patayin mo ilaw!
Sister: Diyos ko.
Pari: Tabi ka sa'kin.
Sister: Oh God!
Pari: Tingnan mo 'tong rosary ko. Glow in the dark!
(Monnette)

A friend once told me that if I don't want to get hurt, I should listen to my mind, instead of my heart. And she was right. I never got hurt. But I was never happy either.
(Kidjie)

Heart and mind were fighting. Heart said, "Delete mo na siya! stupid!" Mind replied, "Nagmamarunong ka pa diyan! How would I discard if I see you bleed everytime I try."
(Kidjie)

Pano ba kalimutan ang pait ng nakaraan? Isang bote ng alak? Isang hithit ng yosi? Sana nga noh? Nailuluwa sa pagsuka ang sakit, at naisasabay sa usok lahat ng hinanakit.
(Kidjie)

To be happy, don't do whatever you like but like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live on but having much to live for.
(Kidjie)

Did you konw taht the hmuan biran can raed wrods no mtater what odrer the lteters are in as lnog as the fisrt and lsat lteters are croerct? Cool no?
(Samm)

I was first hurt by someone I really love. I don't want to give up even if it hurts but one day I did. Asking why? Pagod na 'ko… mahirap palang magmahal ng taong di para sa'yo.
(Kidjie)

Minsan ang pag-ibig parang ibon. Kailangan pakawalan. Kailangan palayain. Babalik yun kung sa'yo. Pero kung hindi… dipungal na bayong an! Lastikuha! Biyo pang matigbak!
(Kidjie)

Census: Mrs, pira po ang aki mo?
Babae: 13 noy.
Census: Ah! Gulpi palan. Dai po kamo naggamit ning condom, pills, rhythm o withdrawal?
Babae: Ay dai, boto lang talaga.
(Leslie)

A student died and was asked by St. Peter. "From what school did you come from?"
Student: UP sir…
St. Peter: You may enter heaven. You've suffered enough.
(Peachy L.)

I tried to teach my young nephews good manners. So I set each a glass of milk and asked: "What will you say?" They lifted their glass and said: "Tagay!"
(Leslie)

When you find yourself in love with someone who can't love you back 'coz he/she has someone else… don't cry too much! Just close your eyes and say, "Matitikman din kita… bwahahahaha!"
(Kidjie)

Pag sinukluban ka na ng langit, nilamon ka na ng lupa, and feeling mo stars are falling down on you… Halika nga. Lapit ka sa'kin. Kaw ha. Adik ka noh? Sabi na eh…
(Kidjie)

A blue eagle was soaring in the sky when suddenly a green archer shot it down. Then a red warrior came to rescue with his bulldog and tamaraw. Unfortunately, a golden tiger came and ate all of them. A smart naked man planned a trap for the golden tiger. It was so dumb it fell for it. The smart naked man wore his maroon lords and clothes and reigns supreme. Mabuhay ang iskolar para sa bayan! UP fight!
(Peachy L.)

God won't ask what you did to protect your rights but will ask what you did to protect the rights of others.
(Lipay)

Each day, God sends angels to guide us. Don't expect to see them with wings flying around. Because they come in disguise. Sometimes they just text. Ehem.
(Kidjie)

Alam mo… habang nabubuhay pa tayo, may pangarap tayo sa buhay. Tulad ko, pangarap kong maging isang pangit. Pero hanggang pangarap na lang siguro yun.
(Lipay)

Pag may problema ka, lapitan mo ako. Di kita iiwan. Yayakapin kita ng mahigpit. At ibubulong ko sa'yo, "Andito lang ako, kahit hindi ako ang kailangan mo."
(Kidjie)

Killer: Father, mangungumpisal po ako.
Father: Ano ba kasalanan mo?
Killer: Pumatay po ako ng 20 tao.
Father: Bakit? Killer: Kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos. Kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: Dati. Pero ngayon, trip-trip na lang.
(Kidjie)

Be fair to yourself. Don't cry for someone who doesn't deserve your tears. There's no use holding on to someone who has been hurting you. Don't love too much! Learn to keep a little for yourself.
(Kidjie)

To be kind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens.
(Kidjie)

Minsan, kailangan itago ang nararamdaman. Iwasang magmahal kahit masaktan. Lumayo kahit luha ay tumulo. Pigilan ang tibok ng puso. Kagustuhan ba o kailangan? Kailangan ba gamitin ang isipan para puso ay saktan?
(Kidjie)

I look at the sky. The sky is sobrang cute. I look at you… I… I… I look at the sky na lang ulit.
(Matthew)

Stars are made to grant your wishes. Angels are made to guide you. Eh ako kaya? Para san ako? Ummm… Dito lang. Matatakbuhan mo pag di natupad wish mo at pag iniwan ka ng angel mo.
(Kidjie)

Let the silence of the night give you enough strength for tomorrow. Let the stars light up your face and let the love of God embrace you. Not just tonight but for the rest of your life.
(Jam)

Ang love parang yosi. Kahit alam mo na makakasakit at di magtatagal, sige pa rin sa paghithit. Laging sinasabi na titigilan na pero pag andiyan na, di mapigilan at madalas pag napasobra, mahirap nang huminga.
(Thea)

Making a thousand friends a year is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who stands by you for a thousand years. Hope you'll be one!
(Leslie)

Every sunrise brings new chances to grow, new lessons to learn, new places to explore, and the promise of a new day that brings us closer to our dreams.
(Jam)

Ang love sa una masaya. Kiss dito. Yakap dun. I love you dito. Sex dun! Pero pag wala na… iiwanan ka na! Iyak dito! Iyak dun… Shit na love yan. Sana puro sex na lang.
(Leslie)

Innocent eyes. Kissable lips. Killer smile. Cool walk. Smooth talk. Gorgeous body. Devastating sex appeal. Enough aboaut me. Ikaw? Kumusta?
(Leslie)

When problems seem unbearable and solutions are elusive, never try to give up on life. Why? Oh c'mon! Di mo alam grabe nilangoy ng sperm ma-reach lang ang egg para mabuhay ka…
(Leslie)

Law of reality: Never, ever get into fights with ugly people. They have, literally and figuratively nothing to lose!
(Monnette)

Bakit exciting ang text? Kasi sa text, cute ang pangit, puwedeng single ang married, bida ang mga sinungaling! At sa text, bistado ang kuripot!
(Tope)

Minsan, ask ko sa sarili ko bakit namimiss kita? Bakit concerned ako sa'yo? Bakit kailangan kita? Pero, sabi ng puso ko simple lang. Kasi malapit na ang Pasko baka makalimutan mo gift ko!
(Kidjie)

Aaylenay, olinay. Olisam, olismray. Ranyonmergin manerenchay. Oliimansoten nernmay. Sliminemenlimis. Sliminemenlimis. ("Silent Night" ng ngongo. Subukan mo!)
(Leonel)

You know… I truly miss you! Can you please talk to me? Just for toay… If you have time? I'll wait because I love you. Sender: Jesus Christ.
(Jam)

Love makes you guilty. It always makes you feel bad. You just can't help yourself. Like me, I'm guilty. I've been bad. I just can't help myself. I needed to style my hair. Now it's damaged!
(Ems)

Every cigarette you smoke reduces your life by 5 minutes. Sex increases life by 10 minutes. So the basic theme of the equation is – a horny smoker never dies. That's good news.
(Ems)

Masarap daw umibig. May honey, sweetie, gummybears, cupcake, sugar, at marshmallows pa! Hmmm… Masarap pala! Bakit may umiiyak pa? Ahh… Siguro kasi, sumakit ngipin nila.
(Monnette)

Wishing you God's perfect touch tonight. To touch your life with joy, bless your heart with love, and comfort your soul with peace.
(Leslie)

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo… One was caught eating, one was watching TV, and one was… o, ba't feeling mo ikaw yung 3rd moneky? Masama yan.. Wag ganun.
(Babes)

Lahat ng tao may katapusan. Kumbaga sa stories – ending, sa laro – game over. Di talaga masasabi pag time mo na. Kaya dude, hangga't di pa ko game over, I will make our friendship the topscorer.
(Kidjie)

Minsan sa buhay ko, may nagagawa ako di ko namamalayan. May time mayabang pala ako. Nakakainis at kakasakit pala ako ng ibang tao. If ever man isa ka sa nasaktan ko, "Sorry po. Di ko sinasadya."
(Donna E.)

Anong oras na ba? Sensiya na kung naitanong ko. Wala kasi akong maisip na itanong sa'yo. Nakakahiya naman kung itatanong ko sa'yo, "Maganda ba ako?" Baka sabihin mo… "Obvious ba?"
(Ems)

Kapag nakita mo na ang tunay mong mamahalin, ingatan mo, alagaan mo, maging totoo ka. Gawin mo ang tama dahil ang pag-ibig mahirap makita. Minsan, hahanapin mo kung kelan wala na.
(Kidjie)

Do angels have wings? Not all! Sometimes instead of wings, angels have shoulders to cry on. Kahit demonyo tingin mo sa'kin, may balikat 'to noh! Puwede mabasa anytime.
(Kidjie)

Isang binatilyo ang pumasok sa isang gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay niya. Galit na tinanong ang anak.
Nanay: Anong nakita mo dun na di mo dapat makita?
Anak: Si tatay po!
(Kidjie)

Kapag may umagaw sa'yo, gagawin ko ang lahat mabawi lang kita kahit sino pa o ano pa siya! Peo baka magising na lang ako na nasa harap kita at sabihin mo, "Bakit mo ginawa yun? Ano ba kita?"
(Kidjie)

I never imagined that at one point, it could be real to bump into somebody who can make a difference in my life. You may not be aware… but… thanks! You did.
(Kidjie)

Minsan, sa grabeng inip ko sa buhay… mabuti pang…
Mang-asar na lang ako!
(Ems)

Sometimes in life, we tend to run so fast we don't notice God running with us. We only notice Him when we fall, yet He stops, carries us and says, "Finish the race my child."
(Lipay)

Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. After 20 years, she turned on the lights and found him holding a vibrator. She went ballistic. "You impotent bastard, how could you be lying to me all these years?" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and calmly said: " I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids."
(Emmylou_PS)

May panahong kinalimutan kita, binalewala, at di pinapansin. Pero sana may mga panahong maisip mo rin na… artista ako at marami ding trabaho. Sana maintindihan mo.
(Tope)

Minsan ang pag-ibig parang larong habulan. Kapag siya yung taya, gagawin niya ang lahat para mahabol ka. Pero kapag napagod na siya, at ikaw na ang taya, wala na pala, ayawan na.
(Leslie)

Sometimes you just can't take things back to the way they used to be no matter how hard you try regardless of how sorry you are because in life, there are no rewinds. So play it right!
(Charlotte)

Minsan, mahuhuli mo akong nakatitig sa iyo. Huwag mo na lang akong pansinin. Sabi kasi ng mommy ko, cute ako, kaya iniisip ko kung itsura ng hindi cute.
(Kidjie)

The Hebrew Talmud says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior of, but from the side to be equal with. Under the arm to be protected for and next to the heart to be loved."
(Justine)

Maraming humihingo ng puso ko lahat sila siguradong mahal ako pero kahit ganun, ayoko pa rin itong ibigay kasi ikaw ba naman ang mawalan ng puso, di ka mamamatay?!
(Babes)

Sabi nila, love makes your heart beat faster, your body feel flushed with excitement, and your stomach go around in circles. Love kaya yon?! O natatae ka lang?!
(Jeanne)

Friendship is not finding the right person but creating the right relationship. It's not how much you love your friend from the beginning but how much love you build 'til the end.
(Leslie)

You cannot discover new oceans nless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, because only those who risk can tell how far they can go.
(Charlotte)

GMA: "I am worried about my popularity these days. When people wave at me, they do it with only one finger."

Hale sa Bibliya… San Marcos kapitulo kuwatro kantos. Verziculo emperador hanggang red horse… "An dai magsunod sa dalan ning kagurangnan… BUYONG!"

Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo pangalan ko. Nagsisimula sa letter F.
Pare: Felix?
Bobo: Mali.
Pare: Francis?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige. Siret na!
Bobo: Efren.
(Charlotte)

Life is so short for drama and petty problems. So kiss slowly… Laugh insanely… Love truly… And give quickly… Life is too short to be anything but happy.
(Bem)

It is the heart that makes a woman pretty! She's beautiful according to what she is, not according to what she has. Hello to one of the prettiest girls I know.
(Leslie)

You can choose who to care for, who to protect, who to share life with. But you can never choose who to fall in love with 'cause love is not a choice. It's… chuva.
(Kuya Tope)

Sooner you'll no longer feel my presence. You'll never even miss my absence. I just hope someday when our roads meet again, you'll still be the person I used to call "friend".
(Ems)

A friend is never a coincidence in your life. They enter your life to bring you joy, companionship, acceptance, comfort, and endless caring. Thank you so much.
(Ems)

Like a fragile strand in a spider's web, our friendship has become a significant part of my life and I won't let that strand break because it would be difficult to weave it all over again.
(Leslie)

Minsan, kahit pilitin mong limutin yung tao na naging parte ng buhay mo, di mo magawa kahit na sinaktan at iniwan ka lang niya. Dahil ikaw mismo, sa sarili mo, handa ka uli masaktan. Basta bumalik lang siya!
(Kidjie)

Pag may kasalanan ka sa nanay mo, huwag kang matakot. Makinig ka lang at pag sinabi niyang… Punyeta ka! Gago! Tanga! Gala at pasaway! Ito lang sabihin mo sa kanya… May tama ka!
(Kidjie)

In life, you'll never know what you've been missing 'til it arrives. And you'll never know what you've got until it is missing. Appreciate every little thing you've got.
(Kidjie)

It's sad how busy we can get sometimes and forget to keep in touch with each other. But I want you to know that nothing's changed… I still look great!
(Ems)

Why is it hard to be happy when you're in love? You worry, cry, envy others. You give everything yet it isn't enough. Is it like this when you love someone? Or just stupid to fall for someone who can't see your worth?
(Kidjie)

Follow the instructions. To read my message, press OPTIONS. Go to REPLY. Find DICTIONARY. Choose ENGLISH. Press 4-1-6-0-2-8-8-3. Don't be shocked! Pawang katotohanan lang, pare.
(Kidjie)

Don't be afraid to come to me and cry. Don't ever hesitate to look at me in the eye. Don't ever be afraid of telling me how you feel… Remember! Friend mo 'ko… and we're gonna keep it real!
(Ems)

10 reasons pag di nagreply ang katext mo!
10 nasa CR
9 off cel
8 eating
7 walang nareceive
6 busy
5 tulog
4 kuripot
3 may tampo
2 walang load
1 kinuha na ni Lord
Alin ka dun?
(Monnette)

Two babies were playing in the crib when suddenly baby girl cried, "Rape!" Baby boy said, "Ay, tanga ka?! Naupuan mo lang kaya yang pacifier mo. Ambisyosa!"
(Lee-Vincent)

What's Bob Marley gonna do without his weeds? What about Jimi Hendrix without cocaine? Nirvana without Kurt Cobain? Sheesh! It scares me… It's like me without knowing you!
(Leonel)

Pababayaan mo ba maging friends lang ang turing mo sa kanya? Kahit na mahal mo siya? Wag kang duwag! Tinulak mo pa siya sa iba, di mo alam, nasaktan siya. bakit? Nasubsob kaya siya pagtulak mo! Pasaway ka talaga!
(Babes)

Ang kamatayan ni Andres Bonifacio, dapat pasalamatan. Bakit? Siyempre, dahil sa kanya… walang pasok ngayon! Salamat at namatay siya! Yehey!
(Babes)

Never doubt someone's love for you… If you find some imperfections, let it be. If you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find the perfect love, 'cause love without pain is make-believe.
(Kidjie)

When God gives you one important thing in life, never hold it too tight! So when He asks you to give it back, it's easy to let go… without hurting so bad.
(Kidjie)

Bakit patay ang buhok sa kili-kili?
Ikaw man ang lumagay sa lugar nila, gugustuhin mo pa bang mabuhay?
(Monnette)

Titser: Class, what are the different colors of banana?
Juan: Ma'am! Brown ma'am!
Titser: Tarantado! May brown ba na saging?
Juan: Tarantada! Ang nilaga kaya!
(Monnette)

A lot of people ask me, "How is it to be in UP?" I answered back with a smile. Not because I don't have an answer, but because they would never know such sweet torture.
(Monnette)

Kapalaran mo for today:
Makakakita ka ng isang bagay na magdudulot ng pagkainis. Mabuting umiwas muna sa salamin.
(Monnette)

Life without Jesus is
L-onely
I-nsecure
F-ull of doubt &
E-mptiness.
Life with Jesus is
L-ight & easy
I-nspiring
F-ull of hope &
E-nthusiasm.
(Justine)

Minsan, kailangan mong maghintay. Minsan, kailangan mong magtiis. Minsan, kailangan mong umiyak para mapadama mo sa taong mahal mo na handa mong gawin ang lahat para lang sa kanya.
(Kidjie)

Sarong maogmang pagbati sa saimo nin maray na aga asin matrayumpong pagmata! Omawon an Kagurangnan sa pagtao sa sato nin panibagong pagkakataon tanganing magpadaba sa kapwa!
(Noonas)

I may not be your ideal friend. I may not be the best for you. But would you please teach me how to be one of them 'cause when times comes, at least you would remember me as someone who tried to be perfect just for you.
(Kidjie)

Falling down doesn't make a person a failure. But staying down does. So always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall so hard… just bounce back higher.
(Lee-Vincent)

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(Jeanne)

Gusto mo nga magmahal, wala naman dumadating. May darating nga, sasaktan ka lang naman. Bakit kaya ganun? Samantalang yung iba, namimili lang ng papaiyakin.
(Kidjie)

We've shared nonsense trips, nonsense laughters, nonsense jokes, nonsense stuff… But you know what? Those nonsense things I shared with you makes my life a bit sensible.
(Lipay)

We must have faith in the masses and we must have faith in the party. These are two cardinal principles… If we doubt these principles, we shall accomplish nothing.
(Capa)

Sa pag-ibig, kahit na masaktan ka o lumuha pa, ang mahalaga, marunong kang maglaba ng tapat at di ka takot mamalantsa dahil ang tapat magsaing ay may katapat na tunay na kanin.
(Emmylou)

If we lose something, we lose it for a reason. That reason might be hard to understand, but whatever it is, we just have to believe that. God takes away when He has something better to give.
(Lipay)

When you're having a really bad day and people are pissing you off, remember that it takes forty-two muscles to frown and takes you only four muscles to extend your middle finger! Fucking shit losers!
(Lipay)

I like the practical simplicity of this statement: "If people talk negatively about you, live in such a way that no one will believe them."
(Minnie)

Sometimes, loving could be so painful. But it's amazing to know that no matter how hard it is, loving someone is still the simplest reason why you find yourself smiling.
(Justine)

Makulit man si "Ivan", mami-miss mo rin siya. Magulo man siyang kasama, hahanapin mo rin siya. Pero isa lang sisiguraduhin ko sa'yo, wala nang ibang "Ivan" na darating sa buhay mo!
(Ivan)

Obedient love is not just love that obeys, but love that loves to obey. It is not merely submissive love, but love that relishes submission to our one true God!
(Monsi)

Whatever our prayers, dreams, and wishes, be patient for even the sun has to wait for the "dawn" to fulfill its promise of a new tomorrow.
(Minnie)

Wishing you the warmth, happiness, and goodwill of the season and all the best that new year can bring…
Happy Valentines!
Walang pakialaman… Load ko 'to!
(Leslie)

Wishing you the warmth, happiness, and goodwill of the season and all the best that new year can bring… Happy Valentine's! walang pakialaman… Load ko 'to! Morning!
(Leslie)

When you keep asking, can this be true? It can be crazy, but how can it be wrong when it feels so right? When you keep smiling, you can never get tired with it… Can this be love? Now on DVD…
(Lipay)

Life ain't easy I know… There are pains, pero if ever you'll fall because of hurt, dito lang ako ha? Get some strength from me… Weak din ako pero kakayanin ko para sa'yo…
(Kidjie)

Noon akala ko pag mahal mo isang tao, kahit maraming hadlang, kakayanin mo makuha lang mahal mo. Pero ngayon, masakit palang tanggapin na kaya pala maraming hadlang kasi di talaga siya para sa'yo…
(Kidjie)

We are like seeds and the people are like the soil. Wherever we go we must unite with the people, take root and blossom among them. –Mao Zedong
(Lipay)

Ang buhay ay mahirap, puno ng lumbay at pagsubok. Pero pag ikaw ay nadapa, bumangon ka't buong tapang mong isigaw… "Sino ang tumulak sa'kin?! Sinooooo?!"
(Samm)

Mahirap lumimot ng taong ayaw mong kalimutan. Mahirap saktan ang taong ayaw mong masaktan. Mahirap maniwala sa ayaw mong paniwalaan. Pero mas mahirap tinidorin ang sabaw! Grrr!
(Samm)

We are advocates of the abolition of war, we do not want war, but but can only be abolished thru war, and in order to get rid of the gun, it is necessary to take up the gun. –Mao Tse Tung
(Lipay)

Sa vuhay na itech, hirap makafind ng tunay na friendship ever! Okay na yung 2-3ng mga chenez, basta't tapat ang mga vruha. Gusto ko paglingon ko, isa ka sa mga chuvanez na yun ha?!
(Samm)

Getting angry is punishing yourself with the mistakes of others. So keep away from anger coz you'll get wrinkles! Tignan mo ang testicles, kulubot. Katabi niya kasi, laging galit.
(Samm)

Do you know what Christmas is? It's simple.
C-hrist
H-as
R-isen
I-n
S-pite
T-he
M-ost
A-dverse
S-acrifices.
(Leslie)

Some frinds forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, minsan busy nga lang… Pero never kitang nakalimutan.
(Kidjie)

'Be like the fountain that overflows, not like the cistern that merely contains' –English Poet, Veronika Decides to Die
(Lipay)

Ang kaibigan parang gitara… Iba-iba ang tunog. May palyado, merong nasa tono. Pero kung gitara'y tulad mo… Wala na… Muziklaban na 'to!
(Capa)

Cheerful people are like sunlight… They shine into the corners of the heart and offer bright mornings and fresh hopes… Good day to one such person!
(Monsi)

Ano nagpapaligaya sa ibang tao? Gimik, inom, magparty magdamag. Ako? Okay na ako humiga sa damuhan at tumingala sa mga bituin, kasama ang taong mahalaga sa'kin… Sama ka ha…
(Capa)

Bakit kailangan mag-'oist' if you mean 'I miss you'? Bakit 'tara' kung ang ibig sabihin 'gusto kita makasama'? Why say 'teka' instead of 'dito ka muna'? Asar talaga! Pucha! Gusto ka na pala… tinatago pa!
(Kidjie)

Maraming uri ng tao sa mundo. May cute, maganda, mabait, matalino. Gayunpaman, talagang napakasuwerte ko dahil nakatagpo ako ng tulad mo. Mabait, mabait, at higit sa lahat. Mabait talaga!
(Kidjie)

Dumating ako sa buhay mo, di ko alam kung napasaya kita. Di ko alam kung nakadagdag ba ako ng problema sa'yo. Basta ako, masaya kasi sa buhay ko, nakilala ko ang gaya mo.
(Kidjie)

A prince was cursed by a witch that he could speak only one word per year. But if he doesn't, he could save the words for the next year. One day, he saw a pretty princess and fell in love. He waited for 10 years to say, "Darling, I love you. I would like to marry you." And guess what the princess replied… "Pardon?"
(Kidjie)

The pressures in life may seem to crush us, but like a crushed grape that produces a better wine, they only bring out the best in us.
(Capa)

A man saw a little boy crossing the street and accidentally got bumped by a truck. But he didn't bother to take the boy to a hospital because he didn't want to be late in a meeting with his past girlfriend whom he parted with five years ago. When he got to the place, the girl wasn't there. He waited for an hour but still she didn't show up so he decided to go home. After three days, the girl called up and told him to go to a particular house. When he got there, the girl took his hands and led him inside and said, "I want you to meet your son." Then she pointed the coffin where he saw the little boy who crossed the street three days ago.
(Jam)